The Best way to Escape from a Problem is to Solve it
Here are some jokes to remember =)
Disclaimer: The codename 'blonde' means not-so-smart person. I'm not implying that real time blondes are not smart at all. In fact I know a blonde who's a super smart person, but that's another story. My point is that nobody is insulting anyone, cause it's just a codename. so yeah.
[you can laugh at the disclaimer if you want to]
[Watch this video first before you read the jokes and imagine the baby laughing after each joke is told]
MUST WATCH THE VIDEO BEFORE YOU START READING!! xD
Blonde to her servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Blonde: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[now's the time to laugh if you aren't laughing yet] [don't forget to laugh at each joke after it's told k? remember the laughing baby =P]
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A blonde found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, the chicken or the egg?
"Sheesh man, whatever you order first, will come first. Like duhhh."
LOL
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one blondey.
She wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
LOL
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver You This Packet
Blonde: - Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.....
LOL
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A blonde & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide your kids, you have 3 children!
Blonde replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR!
LOL
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A Teacher lecturing on population during geography:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a child. "
A blonde stands up- "We must find & stop her! "
LOL
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A man: "Blondey, tell me, why does Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi go for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Blonde: ''Duh, because he is the PM not the AM''.
LOL
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Blonde was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Her redhead husband asked her what she was are doing.
Shee said - I am seeing how I look when I sleep
LOL
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Why did blonde cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
To avoid side effects!!!
LOL
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Blonde dude: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my number, but she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card".
LOL
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a blonde painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"
LOL
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A blonde dude was drawing money from ATM,
The blonde girl behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first blonde replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You're wrong, Its 1258!"
LOL
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You will be HAPPY too after watching this video. I promise =D
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joel
