Just for Laughs... M'sia BOLEH!!!

You might like it, nah you WILL like this.

This is hilarious.....even an Englishman, European or American cannot construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Malaysia BOLEH... apa pun boleh :)

Ah Kaw was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 0.

This is what he came up with......

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to pluck fruit. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6. So I go into 7-eleven to buy drink but the cashier very rude so I grabbed some 8 and throw at him. He scold my mother so I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away or else sure die.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. His character very bad, I give him jiro (0).

Cheeers

Don't worry, be happy :)

DUCF

A New Beginning

Heyya people long time no talk... my bad :(

Anyway since this is my first post since OFFICIALLY becoming your online coordinator, I hereby promise that this cool, awesome blog will be updated TWICE a week... once over the weekend and one in mid-week... By me or by whoever I decree to assist me...

*If you want to volunteer to help me, by all means come and see me and we'll decide on the best way, OKAY?*

Okay guess what I'm going to blog about today???

Hmmm... No idea? Yes? No?

Okay lah help you it'sssssssssssssssss............

some RANDOM stuff!!!!

you might want to think twice about it :)

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Watch the mouth.... :O

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Don't worry, they're not perfect... still practicing...

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

??? ??? ???

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Just something to get your brain going...

Now... For some more serious stuff :)

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This Friday, we're having__________praise...

Get it, HIGH praise... -_-'

It's basically a day that we just devote to praise and worship and prayer... So we'll be singing LOTS and LOTS of songs... YAY!!! and we'll also be spending that time just being in HIS presence and praying together....

So DO come this Friday, okay??? Promise?

THANKS ya'll

DUDES AND DUDETTES ;)

THE WRITER

a.k.a

!!!ME!!!

P.S. Your new prez and one of your vps, not me, will be leading... come support them :)

Tigers or Pork Chops =)

Disclaimer: DUCF would like to apologise to our muslim friends out there who are reading this blog as this post is not a halal post. Read at your own discretion. Everybody say it with me.....AWWWWW MAN!!!! In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops? Take a look...you won't believe your eyes!! Now, please tell me one more time.......... why can't the rest of the world get along?

DUCF Posted by Joel Lee *story adapted from an e-mail

Psalm 23 for Techies

Psalm 23 [ IT Version ]

The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash
He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart
His directory guides me to the right choices for His name's sake.
Even though I scroll through the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs, for He is my back-up.
His password protects me. He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a click away
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life and my file will be merged with His and saved forever

God Bless =]

DUCF

Posted by Joel Lee

Valentine's Day - through the eyes of a guy.

Look around you—guys are acting strange.
The signs are everywhere: nervousness, lobster-like movement, sudden love for fiddle music, exploding teeth . . . all because of Feb. 14.

Why? Well, girls don’t understand the pressure ONE day can cause. It starts weeks before with a million questions: Should I ask someone out? Does that girl even like me? Is she just nice to me or nice to everyone? Will wearing a T-shirt with a horse on it impress her?



Then even if a girl is interested, guys don’t usually catch it.

Stephen: Are you taking Mandy to the dance?

Mike: I don’t know—I can’t figure her out. Every time I talk to her she turns red and giggles. Hmmmmm . . . She did give me this gift and wrote a 500-page book called “I Love Mike.” Oh, and that blimp in the sky has my picture on it, right next to hers. But I don’t know how she feels.

If a guy is taking out a girl, his mind really starts racing: Where should we go? The dance? A movie? The Hog Festival is in town . . . Oh wait—dinner! Fun? Romantic? Pizza? No, not pizza. The last time I ate pepperoni I got dizzy and did “The Funky Ostrich” dance.



It’s exhausting. Plus there’s always a fear of failure. What if his choice bombs? Some guys aren’t the best at date ideas, even if they try.

Brian: Ready to catch and cook your own turkey?



Strike One!

Brian: Surprise! Tonight’s theme is “Lost in Antarctica!” You can gnaw on this fishsicle.

Strike Two!

Brian: I picked a cozy spot—for you and the Xbox. Watch me defeat Warlord Xarculangor!


Strike Three!

Then there’s more pressure. Why? Because of Guy Rule No. 48a: Guys feel like they must outdo whatever was done last Valentine’s Day. Here’s an example:

Valentine’s Day with Britt:
2005—Note written on gum wrapper

2006—Flowers, stuffed “love goose,” note on nice paper

2007—Planted rose garden, poem, dinner

2008—10-course meal, movie, basket of doves, chocolate sculpture, paint initials on cat

2009 [in progress]—Hire chef, live orchestra in car, win “American Idol” and write “Britt—It’s Valentine’s Day” hit song, dessert on moon

Then comes the big night, which includes one of the most terrifying experiences some guys will ever face: dress clothes. I know some guys who would rather be beamed to Planet of the Ant Kingdom than wear a tie. (By the way, putting on a tie can be traumatic. The first time I tried it took four days.)



Now you know why guys around you seem extra weird; they’re planning Valentine’s Day. And in some cases, overcoming great obstacles, personal insecurities and a fear of ironed pants—maybe just for you. And one smile from you makes it all worth it. That’s another secret about guys. If he’s with the girl God has placed in his life, he’ll do almost anything for her—even if it means his teeth might explode.




This article appeared in Brio & Beyond magazine in February 2008, written by Patrick Dunn.... =)

Happy early Valentine's Day!! =)

Cheer Up!

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Here are some comforting versus from the Bible.

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Commit everything you do to the Lord. Trust him to help you do it and he will.

Psalm 37:5 TLB

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My Presence will go with you, and I will give you rest.

Exodus 33:14 NIV

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Base your happiness on your hope in Christ. When trials come, endure them patiently; steadfastly maintain the habit of prayer.

Romans 12:12 Phillips

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Do not fear, for I am with you, do not be afraid, for I am your God. I will strengthen you. I will help you. I will uphold you with my victorious right hand.

Isaiah 41:10 NRSV

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God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear though the earth should change, though the mountains shake in the heart of the sea.

Psalm 46: 1-2

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Here is also something to cheer u up! =)

Watch it a few times, and you will get it! =)

Dance 4 God

Who says we can't mix hip-hop, jazz, modern ballet and breakdance into our Christian lifestyle?
Most Christian youth use these modern dance moves to glorify God's name with their moves and body.
As Christians, instead of calling it just dancing, we call it

Body Worship Dance

Enjoy =)

You'll have to finish it till the last second cause they change songs =p.
Here I am to Worship - To the ends of the earth - King of Majesty

This is chunted man =D

Every Move I Make in Korean

Check out more vids in youtube.

Just Try Not To Smile =)

Disclaimer: You might feel a lot happier after watching this video. You have been warned.

Enjoy =)

Light soup for the humour-starved

Ashley Tisdale's "He said, She said."

Before marriage:

He : Yes, at last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He : No! Don't even think about that.

She : Do you love me?

He : Of course, Sweetheart,of course.

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He : No! Ew,what an awful thought.

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Duh!

She : Will you hit me?

He : No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She : Can I trust you?

He : Yes, Darling.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !

lolxx..


Kenny's letter to Santa Claus

Dear Mr.Claus,

I've been a good boy this year and wish to have...... for my Christmas present.

Love,

Kenny


then the letter replied...

Hey kiddo,

You do realize that i only have enough money to buy one present for one kid right??

Love,
Santa

Photo-Sketch - The Wise Sage =)

The Wise Sage

brought to you by DUCF =)

There once was a wise sage [yes, she's a girl] who wandered the countryside.

One day, as she passed near a village, she was approached by a man who told her of a sick child nearby.

He beseeched her to help this child.

"Do you really think your prayer will help her, when medicine has failed?" yelled a man [or in this case, tiger] from the crowd.

"You know nothing of such things! You are a stupid fool!" said the sage to the man [tiger].

The man [tiger] became very angry with these words and his face grew hot and red.

He was about to say something, or perhaps strike out, when the sage walked over to him and said: "If one word has such power as to make you so angry and hot, may not another have the power to heal?"

And thus, the sage healed two people that day.

Language does have the power to change reality. Therefore, treat your words as the mighty instruments they are - to heal, to bring into being, to nurture, to cherish, to bless, to forgive." - Daphne Rose Kingma

Hope you caught the lesson =)



Cast and Crew:
The Wise Sage: Joanna
Dude by the road: Joel
Sick girl: Khristy
Foolish man: Mr Tigerawrrer
Crowd: buncha soft toys
Props guy: Joel
Cameraman: Khristy, Joanna, Joel



Author unknown

God bless and have a nice day.
Hope you laughed.
We know we did xD
the four [yes, four plus Mr tigerarrwr] people in front of/behind the scenes

Jokes to read and to tell others xD [Spread the Love]

The Best way to Escape from a Problem is to Solve it
Here are some jokes to remember =)

Disclaimer: The codename 'blonde' means not-so-smart person. I'm not implying that real time blondes are not smart at all. In fact I know a blonde who's a super smart person, but that's another story. My point is that nobody is insulting anyone, cause it's just a codename. so yeah.
[you can laugh at the disclaimer if you want to]

[Watch this video first before you read the jokes and imagine the baby laughing after each joke is told]

MUST WATCH THE VIDEO BEFORE YOU START READING!! xD



Blonde to her servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Blonde: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[now's the time to laugh if you aren't laughing yet] [don't forget to laugh at each joke after it's told k? remember the laughing baby =P]
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A blonde found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, the chicken or the egg?
"Sheesh man, whatever you order first, will come first. Like duhhh."

LOL
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one blondey.
She wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

LOL
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver You This Packet
Blonde: - Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.....

LOL
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A blonde & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide your kids, you have 3 children!
Blonde replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR!

LOL
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A Teacher lecturing on population during geography:

"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a child. "
A blonde stands up- "We must find & stop her! "

LOL
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A man: "Blondey, tell me, why does Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi go for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"

Blonde: ''Duh, because he is the PM not the AM''.

LOL
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Blonde was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Her redhead husband asked her what she was are doing.
Shee said - I am seeing how I look when I sleep

LOL
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Why did blonde cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

To avoid side effects!!!

LOL
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Blonde dude: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my number, but she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card".

LOL
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a blonde painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

LOL
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A blonde dude was drawing money from ATM,

The blonde girl behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "

The first blonde replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You're wrong, Its 1258!"

LOL
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You will be HAPPY too after watching this video. I promise =D


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Friends enjoy each moment in life.

Laugh while you can dear people =)
Don't keep it to yourself, share it.

God Bless and Take Care,
joel