Saturday, June 05, 2010

Holiday!!! It's a Holiday!!!!! :D

It's time to relax and PARTAY!

Anyway.... Here's a few jokes to hyper-up your week! x)

The Barber

There was a barber that thought that he should share his Christian faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately. So the next morning when the sun came up and the Barber got up of the bed and said, " Today Im going to witness to the first man that walks through my door."

Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and asked for a shave.

The Barber said, "Sure, just sit in the seat and i'll be right with you in a moment."

The Barber went in the back and prayed a quick prayer saying, "God, give me the wisdom to know just the right thing to say to him. Amen"

The barber then quickly came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying, "Good Morning Sir. I have a question for you... Are you ready to die?"