Before marriage:
He : Yes, at last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : No! Don't even think about that.
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course, Sweetheart,of course.
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : No! Ew,what an awful thought.
She : Will you kiss me?
He : Duh!
She : Will you hit me?
He : No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She : Can I trust you?
He : Yes, Darling.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !
lolxx..
Kenny's letter to Santa Claus
Dear Mr.Claus,
I've been a good boy this year and wish to have...... for my Christmas present.
Love,
Kenny
then the letter replied...
Hey kiddo,
You do realize that i only have enough money to buy one present for one kid right??
Love,
Santa
