Just for Laughs... M'sia BOLEH!!!

You might like it, nah you WILL like this.

This is hilarious.....even an Englishman, European or American cannot construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Malaysia BOLEH... apa pun boleh :)

Ah Kaw was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 0.

This is what he came up with......

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to pluck fruit. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6. So I go into 7-eleven to buy drink but the cashier very rude so I grabbed some 8 and throw at him. He scold my mother so I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away or else sure die.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. His character very bad, I give him jiro (0).

Cheeers

Don't worry, be happy :)

DUCF

The Whale.

If you read the front page story of the SF Chronicle,
you would have read about a female humpback whale
who had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines.

She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds
of traps that caused her to struggle to stay afloat.
She also had hundreds of yards of line rope wrapped around her body, her tail, her torso, a line
tugging in her mouth.

A fisherman spotted her just east of the Farralone Islands
(outside the Golden Gate) and radioed an environmental group for help.
Within a few hours, the rescue team arrived and determined that she was
so bad off, the only way to save her was to dive in and untangle her ...




a very dangerous proposition.

One slap of the tail could kill a rescuer.




They worked for hours with curved knives and eventually freed her.
When she was free, the divers say she swam in what seemed like
joyous circles.

She then came back to each and every diver,
one at a time, and nudged them,
pushed gently around - she thanked them.

Some said it was the most incredibly beautiful experience of their lives.

The guy who cut the rope out of her mouth says her eye was
following him the whole time, and

he will never be the same.

May you, and all those you love, be so blessed and fortunate...to be surrounded by people who will help you get untangled from the things that are binding you.

And, may you always know the
joy of giving and receiving gratitude.

I pass this on to you in the same spirit.
It's a cool story and it's true.

cheers
DUCF

Every 3000 years...

Something like this picture happens... Or rather that's what the scientists say coz none of them has ever lived that long right? :)

This is a picture NASA took with the Hubble Telescope. If you look closely at it, you'll notice that it's no ordinary space object... It has a very dictinct image. And you know what the scientists call it?

They call it the 'Eye of God'.

Of course it isn't literally God's eye but still it is again another awesome, awesome reminder of his awesome-ness. AMEN?

So just take this one minute to thank God for watching over you for all this time and keeping you safe all this time. And don't forget to thank Him for all the AWESOME things he has done in your life. And remember to come for CF this Friday. ;)

Cheeeeeeeeeeeers
DUCF